Once upon a time, I started to get a cold. I am super mad about this because I got the flu shot. To top things off, I told all the people at work who are sick that I was invincible. This was probably my downfall. So what the heck? Well there are a couple of reasons how this could have happened.
1) the flu shot is b.s.
2) my gaybor infected me
3) sick people come to work
4) I ran out of my multivitamins 3 days ago...and here we are.
I really hate being sick. I hate that I am always out of the good tissue my mom gets me. It's the one with lotion. Yes...I too thought, it wouldn't make a difference. But, it does. If you have to blow your nose 1 million times, the lotion makes it tolerable. I am always out of chicken soup. ALWAYS. Why don't I stock up on this? Because when I get better, I don't need soup and I think, well I am all better. Ta da. I am also out of out of the over the counter medicine or it is expired. I just found some ZICAM that expired in 2012. Really? I could have sworn I had some Dayquil or something, but no.
It gets worse. TRAGEDY STRUCK...so I go to the fridge to get something to drink and my foot is wet. I am like hmmm. What did I spill? But it looks like a moat around the front of my fridge. Well the damn freezer is not working. How do I know? Well the Popsicle are dripping, the food is half thawed and I am swearing up a storm. I am literally a few hundred dollars from being totally out of debt.
I call my gaybor, the funny one, and he was like you can't refreeze that stuff or you will basically die. So now I have to cook a massive amount of food. For starters, 3 chicken breasts, and like 24 veggie sausages, shrimp, spinach and green beans.
Seriously?
NOW, I have to look for a new fridge. Luckily the freezer is the part not working. I went through several envelopes of money and well I have about half of what I need in cash. I am just mad.
It's always something. I mean, why couldn't the freezer break AFTER my bonus comes? That would be too easy!
Like I said, it's always something...
The End.
